Douchebags and Assholes
If there is one species that has perfected the art of douchebaggery, it is certainly the Lebanese male. While being a douche bag is certainly an American invention (one they would no doubt attribute to the French), there has nobody better, in my experience at least, at the art of douchebaggery than the Lebanese male.
Everything about these fuckers screams douche bag. The entire population could be cast in “My New Haircut”. While there are exceptions, of course, the majority of these fucks has it in his head that he is God’s gift to the world, that there isn’t anyone better than he is. My question to this is why?
I have met many Lebanese people and, in a room with no Lebanese people around, they are awesome to be around. Put him in a room with other Lebanese people and all of a sudden, the soft spoken, seemingly normal individual transforms into Leon from those Reebok commercials.
The blog Basketbawful coined the term Masshole to describe people from Boston whose insecurities about being inferior to New York glorify every Patriots, Celtics, and Red Sox victory to the second coming of Christ. I would like to introduce a new term describing Lebanese people.
Lebadouche.
Yes, it’s a work in progress, I know, but it sounds like something a Lebanese person would say.
